Household Helps

EPITAPH               

Said to have been found in Bushy Churchyard, Hertfordshire          

Here lies a poor woman who always was tired

For she lived in a place where help wasn't hired,

Her last words on earth were: "Dear friends, I am going

Where washing ain't done nor cooking nor sewing,

And everything there is exact to my wishes,

For there they don't eat, there's no washing of dishes,

I'll be where loud anthems will always be ringing

(But having no voice, I'll be out of the singing)

Don't mourn for me now, don't grieve for me never,

For I'm going to do nothing for ever and ever!"

 

THE PERFECT DINNER TABLE

By Eager Guest

A table cloth that's slightly soiled

Where greasy little hands have toiled;

The napkins kept in silver rings,

And only ordinary things

From which to eat, a simple fare,

And just the wife and kiddies there,

And while I serve, the clatter glad

Of little girl and little lad

Who have so very much to say

About the happenings of the day.

Four big round eyes that dance with glee,

Forever flashing joys at me,

Two little tongues that race and run

To tell of troubles and of fun;

The mother with a patient smile

Who knows that she must wait awhile

Before she'll get a chance to say

What she's discovered through the day.

She steps aside for girl and lad

Who have so much to tell their dad.

Our manners may not be the best;

Perhaps our elbows often rest

Upon the table, and at times

That very worst of dinner crimes,

That very shameful act and rude

Of speaking ere you've downed your food,

Too frequently, I fear, is done,

So fast the little voices run.

Yet why should table manners stay

Those tongues that have so much to say?

At many a table I have been

Where wealth and luxury were seen,

And I have dined in halls of pride

Where all the guests were dignified;

But when it comes to pleasure rare

The perfect dinner table's where

No stranger's face is ever known:

The dinner hour we spend alone,

When little girl and little lad

Run riot telling things to dad.

 

 

SCRATCH
Author Unknown

My mother never let me help much in the kitchen. As a result, my cooking ability was practically non-existent when I got married. But, I did remember mother mentioning to her friends that she did make cakes, pies and other things from scratch. So my first priority after the honeymoon, was to locate some scratch.

With mother's delicious cakes in mind, my first trip to the supermarket was to buy some scratch. I found the aisle that read -- Baking Items. I spent a good 15 minutes looking at everything from vegetable oil, sugar, flour and chocolate without seeing a sign of scratch. I was sure it wouldn't be with the pickles or the meat. I asked the clerk if they carried scratch. He looked at me funny and finally said, "You'll have to go to the store on the corner."

When I got there, it turned out to be a feed store. I thought it rather strange, but I decided cakes were food. "Do you have scratch?" I asked the clerk.

He asked me how much I wanted. I suggested a pound or two. His reply was, "How many chickens do you have? It only comes in 20 pound bags."

I really didn't understand why he mentioned chickens, but I had heard mother say she made chicken casserole from scratch. So, I bought 20 pounds and hurried home.

My next problem was to find a recipe calling for scratch. I went through every single page of my lovely "Better Homes and Gardens" cookbook -- a wedding gift. I looked and looked for a recipe using scratch. There I was with 20 pounds and no recipe.

When I opened the scratch, I had doubts that a beautiful, fluffy cake would ever result from such a hard looking ingredient. I hoped with the addition of liquids and heat the result would be successful. I had no need to mention my problem to my new husband. He had suggested very early in our marriage that he liked to cook and would gladly take over anytime. One day he made a pie and when I told him how good it was, he said that he made it from scratch. That assured me that it could be done.

Being a new bride is scary and when I found out he made pies, cakes, and even lemon pudding from scratch . . . . well, if he made all those things from scratch, I was sure he had bought a 20 pound bag of scratch also. But, I couldn't find where he stored it, and I checked my supply. It was still full! At this point I was ready to give up because all the people knew about scratch except me.

I decided to try a different approach. One day when my husband was not doing anything, I said, "Honey, I wish you'd bake a cake." He got out the flour, sugar, eggs, milk and shortening. But, not a sign of scratch. I watched him blend it together, pour it into a pan and slide it into the oven
to bake. An hour later, as we were eating the cake, I looked at him and smiled and said, "Honey, why don't we raise a few chickens?"

 

LINKS

"Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother."

Beverly Jones, 1927

Cleaning

The Messy Homemaker Homepage

Confessions of a messy homemaker and how she slowly solved her own problem. I thought this site was humorous as well as very helpful. It was certainly one that many of us can relate to.

Get-O-Life

This is a site about getting things done.  It say it is for the family that does too much without getting much done.  I thought this site was very helpful.  It has articles on closet clutter, making casserole mixes, etc.

SORT IT! (Organizing Solutions)

This a great site that lists several areas and rooms in your house and give helpful ideas of how to organize and clean them more efficiently so you will save the most cleaning time possible.

Clean Team

This site has most frequently asked cleaning and home care questions; organized by subject. If you cannot find the help you are looking for, email them and can ask.

Stain Removal Tips

Suggestions for removing all types of stains from such things as tempera paints, washable markers, crayons, etc. This includes removal from all kinds of different surfaces.

 

Home Cleaning,Health and Gardening Tips!!

This site has all kinds of tips for House Cleaning, Kitchen Helpers, Laundry Tips, Fabric Care, Furniture Care, Health and First Aid, Gardening Tips, Home Arts, and Notions Sewing

 

Filers and Pilers

This is a wonderful article about the different personality types and how they go about organizing.  If you are one those super neat types who have "a place for everything and everything in its place," you can skip this one.  But if you are like me and are more the "Piler" type, then you'll get lots of great ideas from this!

Cooking

Master Mixes

Lots of recipes for all kinds of mixes you can make yourself for less money than the premade mixes.

Welcome to Betty Crocker

I am sure everyone is familiar with Betty Crocker.  This site includes more than just recipes and cooking tips.  It also includes such things as helping you write out your shopping list, and my favorite -- a place for you to enter what you have on hand and Betty Crocker comes up with the recipes.

Top Secret Recipes on the Web

Creating Kitchen Clones of.
America's Favorite Brand-Name Foods

National Food Safety Database: Home Canning

USDA Complete Guide to Home Canning

National Food Safety Database: Critical Issues in Food Safety

This site contains many different issues that concern food safety, including produce recalls, food inspection, etc.

Once-a-Month Cooking (OAMC)

No matter who you are, how big your family or what your lifestyle, I believe that Once-a-Month Cooking (OAMC) has something to offer everyone.
We could all use a few more minutes in our day, couldn't we? Anyone out there have enough time for everything they want to accomplish? No. . . ?

Cuisine Sites

A list all kinds of great cuisine sites!


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